Greatest Dad In The Universe

This is not what I meant when I said you could have a pool.

And lastly we summon Cthulhu, to lead our armies.

Someone's happy with her new bike.

Careful, Eluna, the floor is lava!

Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog.
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, lizard's leg and owlet's wing.
Mushroom of an ancient tree, in the cauldron boil is key.
Last a charm of witchful thinking, a hell-broth boil we shall be drinking.

No Eluna! Only theory, no practice!

Putting the baby to bed has never been easier with the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device!